Moody Blues and the Gupta Gallop

Moodys+XXX“So…you were right all along?” Servaas lifts his glass in a silent salute to Gertruida. “Must say, I’m not surprised. The writing on the wall was there for everybody to see.”

“Yep. Our prez has dropped us in the doodoo properly – but he did it slowly, like the frog in the saucepan. Only now, the water is so hot, the frog wants out.” Vetfaan never liked the analogy – frogs don’t deserve being boiled alive, anyway. “The ANC simply can’t defend his shenanigans any longer.” He frowns, shaking his head. “They’re in a Catch-22  situation. If they rally around the prez, they’re exposing themselves to future legal scrutiny – which is sure to follow. If they go against him, they’re basically saying their government has failed – they appointed the man in the first instance, didn’t they? So it implies complete incompetence.”

“So what’s new, Vetfaan? Didn’t you follow the news for the last few years? Name three…no, name one…state-run institution that is a complete success. No, my friend, they’ve dropped the ball a long time ago.”

“What worries me, is how deep the rot really runs.” Boggel serves another round as he joins the conversation. “Nene, Jonas, Vygie…I tell you, they’re just the tip of the iceberg. If somebody sits down to make a list of our ministers and politicians who have ..er….relations…with the Guptas, I think it’ll take a long time. And, of course, if the Guptas did it, there’ll be other businesses that did the same. I’ll bet that a lot of shady deals have taken place – the part of the corruption iceberg below the surface involves much more than one Indian family.”

“I think it’s a good thing. I mean, let’s get it out in the open, once and for all. For months and months we’ve been sitting here, talking about the corruption in our government. We’ve even anticipated the departure of our prez.” Pausing to take an appreciating sip, Servaas continues: “This weekend the ANC is going to gather to discuss the whole debacle; a most unfortunate situation with Moody’s being around to downgrade us to economical junk status. I’m sure sparks are going to fly. What gives me hope, is that those who spoke out against corruption – like dear Vygie – must have sufficient  support within the ANC to have spoken out like she did. Zuma is in deep trouble.”

“You’re right Servaas. The ANC is not the united party it used to be. Some have their fingers in the Gupta purse, others not. So this weekend you’ll see some serious accusations and convincing denials. Whatever happens, there’ll be new alliances  – and new life-long enemies after the weekend. This’ll hurt the ANC, no matter what they do.”

2478512_131204203756_Pretoria_01“Yep. It’s called democracy – at least that is still functioning, even if it has been crippled over the last few years. That’s the funny thing about South Africa: we’ve been through some troubled times in the past – and here we are, still doing our own thing. England tried to rule us…and they failed. So will the Guptas.” Vetfaan takes  a handful of peanuts from the Voortrekker Monument bowl, smiling at the thought of somebody being so bold (or stupid) as to think South Africans will simply accept everything they hear on the SABC.

“You want to know what’s going to happen over the weekend?” Gertruida puts on her all-knowing face. “I’ll tell you. The ANC is going to do a lot of window dressing. They’ll pretend to be very concerned and tell the nation they’ll appoint commissions of enquiry – a lot of them – hoping the taxpayers won’t realise they’re just forking out more money to cover the ANC’s blunders. Then they’ll say the matter is sub judice and they can’t comment. That’ll be the public stance. Behind the closed doors of that meeting, things are going to be super hot. Uncle Zum won’t be able to laugh a lot. They’ll tell him that they’re planning his exit in the most diplomatic way, so as to cause as little damage to the party as possible.

“On Monday a few terse press releases will try to reassure the country that the ANC is set to root out corruption and blahblah fishpaste. But the press – thank goodness for journalists – won’t give up. Guptagate, Zumagate, stalemate, get it straight before it’s too late.

“Moody’s will say they’re considering the downgrade, but nothing definite yet.

“And the Gupta-gallop will start. There’ll be more accusations as politicians try to distance themselves from the stink. It’ll be  a St Peter’s moment with those with red hands trying to deny they know the family, with others pointing fingers.

“The lid is off the can of worms, my friends. We’re in for a bumpy ride…”

Why do we never get an answer
When we’re knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

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